Things that make you go "WHA....??"!

I have had a few vodkas in my time, but I dont even know how many vodkas it would take for me to attempt this.

An Australian bricklayer wrestles a 1.3 m shark after voluntarily jumping into the sea with the intention of gitting that them there little fishie. He says its the vodka that made him do it, yes siree.

People in Indonesia have reported large swarms of sharks migrating north from the shores of Australia towards the safer waters of the Java trench and the South China seas. One shark spokesman said "Its not safe for us around Australia any more!".